Man Nearly Goes Entire Game Of Thrones Discussion Without Referencing The Book
TONAWANDA, NY – Local man Mark Carrington nearly made it through a 45 minute discussion on Game of Thrones without referencing the fact that he has read the books. “Every time. Every God damn time.”...
View ArticleIntervention Held For Guy Who Insists On Telling Friends Who He Drafted In...
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – On Sunday, a group of friends and loved ones courageously held an intervention for longtime fantasy football enthusiast Craig Middleton. The most common grievance brought up by each...
View ArticleLoser Proves He’s Exactly Where He Belongs By Constantly Whining About Being...
CHEEKTOWAGA, NY – Area man Zach Littlefield lit up his friend’s news feed again over the weekend by continuing to complain that every girl he encounters puts him in the “friend zone”. “It’s crazy...
View ArticleGrieving Family Nearly Better After Guy On Twitter Has Them In Prayers
TACOMA, WA – After enduring a terrible tragedy, the Kim family began the road to recovery, thanks in large part, to strangers on social media tweeting that they are in their thoughts and prayers....
View ArticleAs President Hillary Clinton Would Send Matt Cassel Back To Bills
LAS VEGAS, NV – During the Democratic Primary Debate, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton declared that if elected President, her first course of action would be to send Matt Cassel back to the...
View ArticleTwitter Users Promise To Return To Shitting On Everything After Breaking To...
JACKSONVILLE, FL – When music icon Prince passed away at 57, users across Twitter took to the platform to pay their respects. It was a move that many found unusual where most posts were genuine,...
View ArticleMike Harrington Closing In On Goal Of Muting Everyone That’s Ever Disagreed...
BUFFALO, NY – Buffalo News sports columnist Mike Harrington is closing in on a personal goal of successfully muting every single person on twitter that has ever disagreed with him. “It’s been a lot of...
View ArticleMillennial Task Force Ready To Search City For Potentially Offensive...
AMHERST, NY – Citizens will sleep easier tonight as a new task force has been assembled that will focus on finding and subsequently complaining about potentially offensive and insensitive Halloween...
View ArticleTeen Thought Carefully Crafted Election Post On Facebook Would Get More Likes
WARNER ROBINS, GA – Local teenager Brandon Ellington thought with all the election posts on Facebook, his would be able to capture the attention of everyone on his feed and possibly go viral. After...
View ArticleArea Man Has Never Seen Anything As Funny As Drunk Parody Accounts On Twitter
KENMORE, NY – Area man Ken Lee has reportedly concerned friends and loved ones by expressing how funny he finds these “Drunk” parody accounts on Twitter. “Oh my God. These are so funny. You put the...
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